Starscream: Gay or Straight?

Post by s***@gmail.com
I don't know about being "Gay", since I'm not exactly sure about transformers
sexuality, but he is supremely effeminate. He was given an overly small
feminine frame with over exaggerated shoulders like what was seen in a 1980's
female business woman's suit. Also his feet are shaped like High Heeled pumps.

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people from replying to messages from 19 years ago.

With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Zob (insert remarks about the Monica Lewinski scandal here... since it's still 1998 apparently)

Gustavo Wombat

2017-01-29 09:40:49 UTC

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

I think Starscream is asexual. He never showed a sexual interest or a
romantic interest in anyone or anything. I believe he was canonically
referred to with the masculine pronouns, and I don't see why people think
that he is effeminate -- he's no lumberjack, but he's well within the
bounds of masculine behavior.

So, cis-gender, male, asexual.

--
I wish I was a mole in the ground.

David Connell

2017-01-30 21:07:44 UTC

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone better than his own magnificent self! :-D

c***@gmail.com

2017-03-16 11:43:44 UTC

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone better than his own magnificent self! :-D

Except his clones

c***@gmail.com

2017-03-16 11:45:05 UTC

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone better than his own magnificent self! :-D

Except his clones

This discussion has been going on for 19 years.

bagel dispenser

2021-06-15 18:45:20 UTC

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone better than his own magnificent self! :-D

Except his clones

This discussion has been going on for 19 years.

I LOVE YOU ALL THIS DISCUSSION BELONGS IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS

Joseph Bardsley

2021-06-21 03:13:00 UTC

Wow. This 23-year old thread has not aged well!

JB

Post by bagel dispenser

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone better than his own magnificent self! :-D

Except his clones

This discussion has been going on for 19 years.

I LOVE YOU ALL THIS DISCUSSION BELONGS IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS

Gustavo Wombat

2021-06-21 07:54:27 UTC

Post by Joseph Bardsley
Wow. This 23-year old thread has not aged well!
JB

Post by bagel dispenser

On Sunday, January 29, 2017 at 4:40:51 AM UTC-5, Gustavo Wombat, of

There really needs to be some kind of Usenet protocol to prevent people
from replying to messages from 19 years ago.
With that said, if we're going to analyze Starscream's physical
attributes, don't forget his pronounced boobs, complete with
launching boob missiles.

Starscream is narcissistic, plain & simple. He's never shown any
interest in anyone, male or female, because he's never found anyone
better than his own magnificent self! :-D

Except his clones

This discussion has been going on for 19 years.

I LOVE YOU ALL THIS DISCUSSION BELONGS IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS

I stand by my assessment. If we must give Starscream a human sexuality,
he’s an asexual cis-gender male.

Irrellius Spamticon of the Potato People.

2017-01-29 16:01:38 UTC